The 3 week recap

Wow...I know I have been out of touch for a bit kiddies, but trust me it was immensely important otherwise I would have been here for you. First things first....My Head Radio is in need of our support, head over to My Fox Detroit...register then vote for My Head Radio. They have a chance to play at the Rothbury Festival here in good old Detroit.


Second on my magical mystery recap....www.Zombieme.com. I love Stumble Upon! I turns up some of the coolest shit....whether it be funny images or interesting websites. Thanks to Stumble Upon I found Destination Creation and subsequently found Zombieme.com. So after uploading a pictre and trying out their FREE GENERATOR for a while, I decided to go about contacting it's head guru and Adnan Saleem and requesting an interview and prices on getting Zombified. Mr. Saleem declined to be interviewed so I had him give me some "need to know" info about the site.

I had a Zombie me requested, but then I realized how angry mini me would be if he didn't get to be a zombie too. So I had them do a picture of me and the boy.

(Listen to the newest show "3 week recap" for the low down on Destination Creation and Adnan Saleem)

Here is the Zombie boy and Zombie Odd

Next up on the recap is the sickness of 2009.....No I don't mean Swine Flu, if you remember on the 8th of May I had Boca Smole from My Head Radio take over hosting duties since I was under the weather. (Listen to that show here) Well it started with me and swept through the house with a tsunami like aftermath. The wife wound up in the hospital the following week and got to stay Patient Gown Hotel for 3 funless filled days. The upside of it was the food, it was more like hotel room service rather than hospital food. The week after that the boy got sick and then My lil brother got sick.

After everyone had finished been ill, we decided "LET'S HAVE A 4 DAY YARDSALE"......Yeah we should have been slapped. Through this yardsale I realize I frighten people, but not by trying to be scary....I scared people by smiling and waving at them. I shit you not, every time I would grin and wave the people would either walk away or drive off quickly. Plus, I don't haggle....at all. If I mark a price on something.......that's what I expect to get for it. Those damned foriegners kept trying to under cut me. One of them told me that 1200 btu's is too much and he only wanted half of them for a cheaper price. (I was selling an air conditioner)

Nerd moment.....I spoke about a fan made trailer for Green Lantern. Check this bad boy out!



That looks pretty bad ass if you ask me. I would love to see THAT movie. Speaking of movies, this new movie with Sam Rockwell called Moon looks pretty good. Kaolin Fire will be gracing us with a review of the flick since he was able to catch a screening recently. Check out the trailer.



That is all for now you raving lunatics. Go out side...hump the mailman and drink a gallon of grape kool aide!

Be sure you stop by and bookmark www.madworldradio.com we'll be switching over to that for next season. If all goes to plan it'll be up and running this summer.


P.S. Mad World Radio is looking for a full time movie critic to come on for season 4.
Email to inquire at Odd@phoneticbells.com

The Edible Anus Interview

Well the time has come to talk about many things of ships and ceiling wax, but first let us converse about anuses. The folks from Bisous Incredible Edible Anus sent your favorite Dj a few boxes of anuses to sample and talk about. Now that I have tasted a few I am ready to bring you the interview of epic anal proportions.

I spoke with Magno Irvin & Mike Ritzema

1. Where did the idea for chocolate Anuses come from?

M.I.: I've no idea where the idea came from but I had recently been working on a series of digital prints about ectoplasm, one of which required me to stick the tail end of a plaster sculpture up my arse. I'm sure the Bisous must have been a logical progression.

2. How did you go about finding a "model" for the mold?

M.I.: I first tried to take a cast of my own anus by tucking my knees behind my ears on the kitchen fllor but found that the alginate moulding liquid just ran around my testicles onto my face. I asked a few friends who declined. A short while later I was explaining my scheme to a chap whilst waiting for a bus and he said he'd do it. So we went back to my place and I made a cast of his anus. There was nothing dodgy involved and after a couple of beers we went our seperate ways and I've never seen him again.

3. Is there a chance of maybe celebrity anuses?

M.I.: Celbrity anus casting is an excellent idea and we are going to launch this service via a British magazine called Bizarre. I think Angela Jolie's anus would sell well and personalised anuses would make the perfect gift for a loved one. There could even be Guess the Anus competitions. Perhaps you could help us to advertise this delightful service.

M.R.: We have however sold 2 solid silver anuses to Ana Matronic and Baby Daddy from the Scissor Sisters who gave them as gifts to a well known Los Angeles transvestite and a very famous British Singer performer famed for his extravagant taste (name withheld as certain red top newspapers in the UK have already tried to get their hands on the story - and they don't like him)!

4. How about variety pack, maybe a dozen or so with a list of celebrity models? Play guess the asshole.

M.I.: We are obviously thinking alike.

5. How much does a box of anuses cost ?

M.I.: A box of 3 anuses sells at £6 (approx $9). It contains a milk, plain and white chocolate anus. We sell a minimum order of 5 boxes by post ($45) with ann additional $2 to cover postage. Orders can be made from our website www.edibleanus.com
Single boxes can be ordered from one of our stockists on www.coco-de-mer.com ,an erotic boutique with branches in London and USA. Mike is better at the money business than me so he is prolly the best one to answer this.

M.R.: $48.50 + $9.50 p&p (We use Royal Mail International signed for postal services to make sure the carriage is secure and traceable.) We also need to use a more expensive, cool-bag packaging when posting to parts of the US where the temperature exceeds the melting point of chocolate.

6. Ever thought about a slightly bigger anus with fillings.....like peanut butter or jelly/jam of some sort?

M.I.: We used to make bigger Bisous in different flavours but declined the temptation to have runny fillings as we want to maintain the product's sophistication.

M.R.: The "Hells Anus" (Hells Angels) would be fantastic if we could find a member of the bike gang to let us cast their anus. We know a member in the UK but so far he's resisted our proposal.

7. What is the proper way to eat an anus...do you chew or let it melt on your tongue?

M.I.: To eat a Bisous chocolate anus properly one holds the chocolate by the base and inserts the moistened tongue into the orifice and gently undulates it until the crenellations melt. Then the whole lot is put into the mouth and either sucked or chewed. Then you do it again.

8. Unless it's a trade secret...other than an anus...what did you use to make the mold? The detail was amazing.

M.I.: Trade secret, all I can say is we used an Anus.

9. Are there plans to expand to other body parts?

M.I.: Yes. We also market a chocolate ear and nose. We sell solid silver ears and noses as well as silver anuses. The anuses sell at £260 ( $380), and the ear and nose at £350 each ($510). These are all sold in limited editions of 100 and are stamped with the silver hallmark and edition number.

10. Is/was the solid silver anus bigger than the candies

M.I.: The silver anus is the same size. Perfect to use as a paperweight or conspicious conversation piece.

11. Could you include a marchiano cherry and market them as the hemorrhoid? (is gag questions for comic value)

M.I.: How vulgar. We understand the comic value of such a confection but as I stated before, the Bisous is a sophisticated product.

12. What happens to all the imperfect anuses?

M.I.: There are no imperfect anuses. Our methods are tried and tested and our chocolate is of the highest quality. If there have been duds then I reckon the production staff eat them.

13. How do you feel about working with real assholes.

M.I.: My business partner Michael is a complete arse'ole, but maybe that's why we get on so well.

15. is there anywhere you can't ship your anuses...meaning states or countries that won't allow such things.

M.I.: We've never had this problem but we have noticed a distinct lack of orders from Iran.

16. What is the best part of working with edible anuses?

M.I.: I think the best thing about the product is its reception by whoever is receiving the gift. I like to watch people's faces as they gradually realise what these chocolates really are. We have provided large amounts for parties as they make excellent sweets served from trays and have occasionally made special presentations for shop window displays etc.

17. Can potential customers email you to ask any questions or concerns the may have?

M.I.: We are happy to be contacted via the website www.ediblanus.com to answer any questions or to quote for special orders.

18. What is say a shop here in the states wants an upclose look at them before buying?

M.I.: We are also available to visit the USA for the purposes of promotion and just so the listeners know we are always on the search for new "models".

There you have it folks. All the needs to know about Bisous Incredible Edible Anus. For more information head over to their website and make sure you tune in for the on air discussion about the Edible Anus.


P.S. I asked Magno is the plural of Anus was Anii, but he had no clue so we consulted a doctor and found out the the proper term would anuses. I need to ask 4 more before I will believe him.

Checking in with the mooning report

Well, it has been awhile since I last blogged. I have been trying to collect some interesting stories to bring to the blog. Going out having adventures and hanging out with interesting people. I have gotten addicted to a new game on the 360. The game is called Peggle and it is the simplest damn game there is. It is basically a digital version on Pachinko, for those that don't know Pachinko is a Japanese gaming device used for amusement and prizes. I even shot video of an awesome first ball score.

Had some strangeness arise on Friday. During the show I get a notice from Myspace alerting me to a new message. I figure it's one you...the fans, letting me know how I am doing or requesting some music. After the show I sign in and read the message.....It was from an ex girlfriend of mine from like 8 years ago. I'll admit I was aa nervous as a priest in a room filled with young boys. I had no clue as to what she would want, all I did know was how and why we had ended. She supposedly had gotten pregnant and said it was by me. Then she told me she was having an abortion and I had no say in the matter. LATER BITCH!

So jump to last Friday again, I am terrified thinking that she actually kept the supposed kid and that she has a bundle of joy waiting for me and my whole world as I know it will be fucked. It was either that or an STD and she was warning me. As I got to open the message all I could think of was "NO WAMMY NO WAMMY NO WAMMY STOP!" Luckily it was neither, but what it was is just as strange.......at least to me.

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Ok so when we last left off I had just found out the ex tracking me down was not doing it to collect a paltry sum of child support. Nor was she seeking me out to inform me of some form of crotch rot. What she did want was just as scary and strange, she wanted to thank me......thank me for being who I was and how I was with her. Basically apologizing for being an ultra cunt.
(*bing bong* this is your captain speaking...we have just hit a patch of crazy. Please fasten your seat belts and return your seat backs and tray tables to their upright positions) Who does this? How fucked up is your life that you are harping on something that happened 8 freaking years ago? Shit she wasn't even really a girl friend, more like this chick that I met that liked to fuck. We were together maybe a total of 4 times in like 4 or 5 months due to her insane mother.

I talked to a few of my online friends about and they kept saying she probably needed closure.....closure for what!? Look if you sacks of sad out there do this crap....stop it! It doesn't help and you have no idea the hell you could unleashing on their world......ya know just so you can feel more cozy with yourself. I am glad my lovely wife has no worries about where my alliegance lay. Not every guy or girl is so lucky. Basically what I am saying is....quit fucking harping on the past. It's behind you....move forward and never look back.

In other news......Warm weather is here! No more snow.....Now is the time for cookouts and camping and bonfires. Time to go fishing and hang out in parks. It also time for you all to start preparing for my hiatus, but it won't be so bad this year. I plan on doing a few shows over the summer, just to keep the lights on. Plus I may be on the air, but not at the computer......That's right I plan on pre-recording a show or two. At any rate Stay Tuned.

If you wanna check out last weeks show click here

A night to remember

Current Mood: Sore
What I Am Watching: Network



Happy Easter everyone, or as I like to call it: Happy Painted Bunny Turds Day.

Although to be completely honest I think Easter is kind of a bastard holiday. I mean it is supposed to be celebrating the resurrection of the guy who details your car....you know Jesus. So to celebrate that, we hide painted eggs and a basket of toys.....and we wonder why kids are so fucked up.


Friday there was no show, that was because Liz and I were out catching comedians Bill Squire and Joe Howard show at The All Star in Allen Park, Michigan. The show was hilarious. Both of them were on their game for the crowd they had. I even bought Bill's new comedy album Sarcasm Bus
along with a "Make it Sparkle" thong. Now Bill and I had previously met through my show, he was on back in December.

After the show we were invited along for an adventure into the night of Allen Park. Our adventure took us to a seedy little joint called Bada Bing.....Yes it is a blatant rip off of the place Tony Soprano ran. The one good thing to say about this place......is that it didn't smell like fish.
The four of us took delight in sitting ragging on the strippers. It really was a sad site inside that strip club, just a boulevard of broken dreams capped off by a stripper pole on either end on the street. One of them took a liking to Liz or should I say her hair, but she was an absurd caricature of the classic burnt out American stripper. Horrible tits or tit job...couldn't tell which, a post baby slop satchel hanging from her midsection and enough wear lines to make even the best Asian martinizer say "NO CAN FIX". I am sure she was a sweet enough woman....you could see that between her rhythm less and visibly bored gyrations. I know strip joints are all about the fantasy, but seriously.....Whose fantasy was she? Most guys can stay home and catch the annoyed saddle bags hour.


After the club we went across the street and hung out at a bar. Had a few drinks and a ton of laughs. I was the "Dependable Dave" so the wife got to do the drinking. So by the time the end of the night rolled around she was drunk....not wasted can't function drunk, but she was noticably affected. A drunk woman is an interesting creature to behold....this can only go one of two ways....either horribly wrong and hilariously right. I say hilariously only because it's amusing to see what is on their minds.....all the stuff that we usually have no clue about comes to the surface once their BAC hits .08%.

Saturday was recovery day. Stayed inside and hid from the loud brightly lit world. I was the more tired and hungover of the two and I didn't even drink anything. I am not usually a night owl so that is probably the reason for feeling like a city dump truck slammed into the back porch of my mind.

Sunday started with an Easter Egg hunt for 32 hidden ovals containing all manners of dental rotting goodness. All leading closer and closer to a treasure trove abound with more dental rotting goodness and a set of Batman wings. There is even a picture floating around the house here of me in a Batman mask.

For the full scoop on Friday and to hear some of Bill Squire's material off Sarcasm Bus tune in to Mad World Radio this Friday

2 YEARS TODAY

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April 1 2007, was the first ever episode of Mad World Radio. The show has very humble beginnings. This is the story of Odd and Mad World Radio.

Back in late 2006 I was surfing around Myspace and came across a user named Madame Ty, Ty had a blog she ran called Mindfood which fed her own radio show. I was an instant contributor, writing my thoughts to her blogs.

After a few months on my insane, but insightful comments I get a message from Ty asking if I had ever considered having my own show. Now unbeknown to her... I had, back when I was about to leave high school I had considered going to Specs Howard here in Detroit for broadcasting. Unfortunately life happened and I wasn't able to do so.

Giddy with excitement I began asking what all I would have to do. Originally the show was podcast only, I would have to record, mix and polish the show before it went up onto the site. Back then I was using a shitty headset mic and a program called ACID. The shows sound rough in comparison to what I am doing now, but it's good to go back and listen to them and see how far I as well as the show have come.

Anyways, after about 6 months or so of pre-recording the shows the network (TPBN) reworked the coding to allow us all to do LIVE broadcasts. The first shows to go live were Ty's and her then husband The Professor's, it wasn't until January 8th 2008 that I was able to go live. This was do mainly to my family supporting my choice of "career" and getting me the equipment needed for live broadcasting. From then on out I was not held back by anything, I had learned how to post shows myself and maintain my own page and learned how to run the live broadcast using the new shiny toys.

In the two years I have been on The Phoneticbells Network, I have managed to become the one of highest rated shows on the network. Sustaining the network when a major shit storm hit and caused the other dj's to not be able to broadcast. I have been a constant source of entertainment for my fans bringing them the best interviews possible with some pretty cool people. I have made many connections to a lot of different industries through doing the show. I know folks in the movie, tv and music industry. Not to mention a whole slew of writers and magazine editors.

Also along for the ride are a few of my close family and friends. I am always willing to leave a chair and mic open for the people I know who would like to be on air. I could never forget my friends for they are the ones who have helped out so much in spreading the word as well as other aspects of the show. The biggest help coming from my wife, who through emotional support and begrudgeoningly getting on the mic.

It's all gone so fast and now with even bigger events looming on the horizon I finally understand that this show will and can take me as far as I want it to. I am a firm believer in the whole "you get back what you put in" mind set. I am living proof that that you can achieve your dreams as long as you are willing to put in the work.

Thank you to all who have helped me make Mad World Radio a hit.

Pissen off Odd

So this morning I decide to keep the youngster home from school and have a daddy day. I take him and my younger brother (who is having a medical procedure today) to or local McDonald's to have breakfast.

On the way into the parking lot I spot this red SUV in front of us with a bumper sticker similar to this . I was furious upon seeing it. I believe my exact words were you dumb mother fucker. Well, my son and younger brother asked what was wrong. I told them the person in the vehicle in front of us had a bumper sticker which was wrong. That all it did was propagate hate and intolerance.

The conversation continued as we pulled into the parking space and piled out of my truck (Black Betty). It just so happened that Mr unenlightened was going to McDonald's as well and was walking up in front of us. CUE ODD IN 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, ROLL CAMERA!

I began explaining to the two young minds with me, that people only put bumper stickers like that on their vehicle because they don't like themselves very much. The folks who are filled with hatred towards one group or another are usually secretly jealous and wish they could be like whatever group the are knocking. I also told them when people do and say things like that....well that they are only showing their stupidity.

The dude in front of me was getting pissed...I could see it in his body language. I made sure he heard every word. He grabbed his coffee and stormed off. Upon leaving he tried shooting me the evil eye....to which I just winked and blew him a kiss.


Now I am not sure how all of you feel about this kind of shit, but too me it's just as offensive as if someone had this as a bumper sticker or even this (although this one does have a bit of truth to it) on their car. I am more often now being called an over evolved human. That may be the case, but what's right is right and what's not is wrong.

I am sure if I were to ask that man why he was against it that he'd probably state the bible says it's wrong and that it would demean his marriage.

1. The bible has been rewritten several times, not to mention that even though it's supposed to be the word of "god" it was ultimately written by man....who we know to be fallible.

2. It only ruins/demeans a marriage because the person lets it. Plus your marriage must not mean that much to begin with.

So I say.....Make your own bumper sticker (out of the noose and cross) and carry them with you. When you find a car with the Marriage = Man + Woman bumper sticker, slap one of those bad boys on the car too. I am sure it will bring those people all the attention they so desperately crave

Thoughts run through my head

This week has been quite a prosperous one. Many things have happened this week and I will now talk about them....in no particular order. On Wednesday, we decided to go fuel the economy and have dinner out at TGI Fridays. Our experience was enhanced by the Wednesday crew at Fridays.....they all seemed a bit angry, but fun angry not hateful angry. Felt like I was sitting in Shenanigans from the movie Waiting.

After the fun at Fridays we headed over to Comic City of Canton for a healthy dose of ink fueled adventures. While there I ran into a guy named Mike Mili. Mike works in the moving pictures industry....oh the people you'll meet....Anyways we got talking about the Horror industry and about the upcoming studios here in Michigan. He asked what I did for a living and he seemed interested in my humble little show.

After we wrapped up our conversation, I began finally being able to peruse the racks for some freshly printed gold. I didn't find anything the piqued my interest until I hit the the Graphic Novels section. PAY DIRT! Tank Girl: The Gifting. I fucking love T.G., as a kid I was always into the independent and underground stuff opposed to the more mainstream titles. Don't get me wrong...I dig Marvel and DC, but my heart will always lay with book not approved by the comics code. Nothing beat a half dressed foul mouth tank toting broad.

In other news....I will be receiving a box full of butt holes in the mail soon. The people behind the Incredible Edible Anus have sent me a shipment of 5 boxes of anuses. With 3 anuses per box, that makes for a whole lot of anii*.

Tonight I have 2 members from cover band Procrastination. They'll be providing us with live music and a couple of laughs as we find out about them and the band.


One last thing. Today while listening to a terrestrial radio station, they were having people call in and say what they hate. I.E. I hate flip flops...ect. I didn't call in (mainly cuz you can never get through) with what I hated, but I thought I would share it here with all of you and give you an opportunity to tell me what you hate. I hate Shamrock Shakes from McDonald's. Every year they bring them out for the month of March to celebrate St Patricks Day (Maewyn Succat) and every year my wife makes it her personal mission to ingest as many of the concoctions as possible and proceed to making our bathroom smell of shamrocks and shit. I am serious...have you ever smelled Mint + Shit? it does not = Roses.....it equals Shint!

Now tell me hat you Hate.

Tune in tonight at 9 E.S.T.
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*I am not really sure, but I believe that the plural of anus shoe be anii. I plan On asking that question.